SONG: Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms
By 2050 mankind might have witnessed
many things, and not all of them desirable. It depends on what of the present
factors are developed and in what ways. For example, by then, we could be
colonizing Mars as a result of the necessity of a non-polluted planet, or we
could be under the shadow of the growing Global North Korean Empire. Who knows?
In my opinion, by then, science will
have solved many of our current largest problems such as the huge cattle’s
methane emissions, or the eternal debate about the question “Goku or Superman?”,
and that, as far as I can see, will help humanity to gather under a common flag
and fight against the aliens which (of course) will have come to explore us
with their sophisticated neutrinos anal catheters. Actually, the aliens will
come from Sinmorphotely, a destroyed system orbiting Alpha-Taurus-57229 (called
by them Zatpek), looking for a carbon-based way of life with which they can be
nourished. After a short but intense war led in the human block by a coalition
PP-PSOE, we will be defeated and enslaved as herd for the sinmorfotelians, and
damned to an everlasting condition of breed of a homeless wandering race in the
cold colossal deceased space. We will wake up
and look around us, we will be lost in the space, and the time will be our own…
That is what will happen in 2050. It
has been revealed to me just like that in dreams, when the stars look different, like today, and when Zatpek lines up with
Arcturus and Polaris. But please, say nothing to the doctor, he thinks I am
mad, he says Philosophy classes are driving me crazy. Do you believe it? He
says it is impossible. Talking about the coalition PP-PSOE, of course.
By A.R
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